Royal in sex 'n' drugs scandal named by text alert

Make publishing history - get the text on your mobile

The royal at the centre of the sex and drugs extortion scandal has been named on US television but cannot yet be named in the UK for legal reasons. Meanwhile the appearance of the name on foreign web sites is making a mockery of the UK legal system.

This antiquated legal system means millions of workers will waste millions of man hours searching the internet for the news.

This publication, The UK Mobile Report, has therefore taken the unprecedented step of offering readers the opportunity to get the name sent to their mobiles by text message. Subject to clearance with our legal advisors this morning, the name of the royal will be sent to those requesting the information for the duration of the ban on naming the person in the UK media.

If you wish to receive the text alert - and make publishing history - send a text to 0794 827 0624 with the message 'Royal'.

Picture: The Royal Gaff at no 1 Pall Mall, is NOT amused.